If you like public restrooms, I'd suggest you check out Apartamentos Sol Bay, which is "conveniently located in San Antonio" on the island of Ibiza. Oops, I mean it's not quite located in San Antonio. Yeah, it actually might be a 20 euro cab ride from San Antonio...or anything else. But really, if you like public restrooms, you will love this place. It's like renting your own stall for a whole night/weekend/week! You can even lock the door and enjoy privacy, and for those nosy ones, you may be able to hear anything your neighbors do!
Your sheets are ridden with the last visitor's black hairs, and the floor is even MORE exciting to look at. There is a myriad of things you can find there-- it's like a treasure hunt. If you love cold showers, this is the place for you. Salt water is delivered straight to your shower and sink from the ocean, unheated! The heater is usually broken and no one will tell you. But don't be deceived! The pictures on the website may show a stark white high rise with an enormous bean shaped pool, but this is actually a rectangular pool and a decaying yellow pueblo. This exclusive resort is yours for the low price of 29 euro per guest per night.
...sounds like we got our money's worth, all right.
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Oh my gosh, Rina!!
Sounds so unsanitary.
Apparently these deceptive hotel/apartment ads happen a lot in Spain!
My friend is over there for the summer - a website led them to believe that they would be staying in a really pretty apartment with a city view, but it turns out that it's totally falling apart and the view is the side of a building in some ghetto alley-way.
hahahaha.
I hope you survived your stay, dear - you are very brave.
:P
<3 Grace.
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